"That's quite a Canon you got there. "
-Eric Del Pozo

Other submissions...

""I love him!" Amanda said. "No need to worry about always having to take pictures of our baby," replied Jim, "when you have an adorable BABY CAMERA!" "My parents want us to get married," said Amanda. At which point Jim exclaimed, "Good grief!""
-Shawn Wickens

"Carrie always claimed the camera loved her, but in truth she was the one who loved the camera."
-Marcy

"Dad figured the kids were old enough now to see the kinds of pictures he took with his old camera."
-Jon Bander

"- Ok, that's great! Now you're no longer a bunny. You're an angry tiger! Work it!"
-ilya

"Anything but Michael Jackson. "
-kitzi

"The zoom lens makes his junk look bigger. Smile at the camera, no THIS camera!"
-Chrissie Mayr

"Squirrel photography is, surprisingly, a booming enterprise in this recession."
-angie clifford

"Yeah, so you rub this thing 3 times and she jumps right out! "
-Nathaniel

""You have to picture it!""
-Lily

"Nice old school camera! - Andy (from the future) "
-Andy Mendillo

"please don't send that to college humor, pleeeeease."
-Rylan