"Somebody forgot that it's no longer Halloween!"
-Eric

"Please enter caption here. Wow, mummy, we're confused, we thought we were supposed to grow tall."
-Lily

"Matt Shafeek, Sean Taylor, and Taylor White at the Magnet's Halloween party, October 2009."
-Dan Benjamin

"These 2 guys think I'm Michael Moore! "
-John Beck

"No caption needed."
-Emily Bryan & Roman Rimer

""check out our new webseries, "Three Dicks", where we play mis-matched roommates!" "
-lucia

"When you point, there's three fingers and a dick pointing back at you."
-shawn

"How to Get Ahead in Comedy!"
-Jen

"This guy gets all the ladies, I don't know how he does it!"
-Chrissie

"I refuse to enter my caption for this photos because Sean is my mother and it wouldn't be right."
-kitzi

"Gay."
-Megan Gray

""DOUGHY! Quit making a scene & get down here NOW!""
-Binu

"Sean Taylor wants to believe. "
-Alexis Saarela

"After decades of fake or blurry images, historians rejoiced today at irrefutable proof of the Loch Ness monster's huge dick."
-Jon Bander

"Taylor White rules!"
-Danzig