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| "Never in a million years could Sean have predicted that his implicit trust of bald eagles would one day cost him his typing hand." -Keith Huang | |
Other submissions... "No, snake, YOU have the apple." -ilya
"Tired of Sean trying to lure Him out with an apple, God sent in the thunderclouds."
"Our students enjoy many extra curricular activities. Here, a senior offers an apple to God. "
"South American baseball hopefuls practice pitching while picking fruit. "
"There is no God to take your apple, Sean, just an empty, uncaring universe. "
"Ok,Tree, so on three, I promise to give you the appple back and you promise to put me back on the ground safely?"
"God? We're really sorry, please, please, take it back!"
"Do you remember that scene in "Top Secret" when Val Kilmer is on the train, and it's pulling away from the station, and he looks out the window and sees a man at the top of a tree and the tree is speeding along next to the train? That's a funny moment. I also like part where they go into a bookstore and the old proprietor is reading through a magnifying glass and when he puts it down it's revealed that he has one real huge eye."
"Pictured here: the rarely acknowledged love child of the Boy and The Giving Tree from Shel Silverstein's timeless tale. They DID IT!!!"
"No, Sean! Didn't you read the sign? No picking the sky apples!!!"
"Not satisfied with the bounty of mother earth, Sean only accepts fruit from the hand of God."
"Sean tries to brown-nose god like he did his teachers at school. It's not working, Sean."
"The peaceful peasants made an offering to the angry Giant in the form of a bounty of fruits. The terrifying Giant instead ate the beloved peasants for breakfast. "
""Voglio una donna! Voglio una donna!" "
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